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Look, sexual-massage claims—they’re a circus! Half’s fraud, half’s legit trauma. I’m over here, chain-smokin’, tryna sort it, mutterin’ “This is my destiny” like Carlos—dramatic, sure, but it’s my gig! You wanna know the real tea? Check the fine print—most policies don’t even cover “non-medical massage.” Blows claimants’ minds when I drop that bomb. “Lady, you’re outta luck!” I snap, sharp as Judy. Keeps me sane in this madness.